9/16/2008

Top 10 Sexy Moments in Games (5-1)

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#5 Max Payne 2: The Fall Of Max Payne - [ Xbox ]


While most sexy gaming moments are there to simply get a rise out of the player (pun most definitely intended), the sex scene between Max Payne and Mona Sax is actually one of the most fitting ever seen in a video game. Two troubled souls are inexplicably drawn together and despite the violence and carnage around them, manage to find some iota of love. It's just too bad that Max can't use Bullet Time in the bedroom, according to Mona.

#4 Dead Or Alive Ultimate - [ Xbox ]


She kicks high, indeed. While an incredibly competent fighting game, it's hard to deny the sheer sexiness factor of DOA's fighting ladies. In fact, everything they do ends up being sexy as a result--kicking you in the face (sexy), punching you in the gut ( super-sexy), and even pile driving your skull in to the ground (unbelievably sexy). Who says you can't get your ass kicked AND have a good time, too?

#3 Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty - [ PS2 ]


Even Solid Snake needs to make time for the sweet, sweet females, and what better example is there than his "secret" locker rendezvous with a pinup girl in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty? Gamers who ducked into a particular locker in the Tanker mission were treated to a lovely Japanese cutie and those brave enough to call up Otocon on the CODEC were treated to a particularly hot and bothered Snake. Now we know where "stealth action" really came from.

#2 Golgo 13 - [ NES ]


Before there was fancy CG, there were pixels--and big ones, at that. But that didn't stop super assassin Golgo 13 from getting down with some digital love in his first NES action title. While crude by today's standards, the sex scene in Golgo 13 goes to show you that with a few crude pixels and appropriately primitive MIDI-based mood music, even the most hardened of killers can make some time for a little dose of the old in-and-out.

#1 Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix - [ Playstation ]


Hong Kong becomes the stage for action, espionage, and hot and sweaty lesbian love - and we thought it was just a great place to buy bootleg DVDs! While the first game in the series focused more on the "blow 'em up" brand of action, the sequel makes the bold move of jumping into gamers' pants and plays the Rain/Hanna lesbian angle for all it's worth...up to and including sensual massage sessions. Just don't expect a "happy ending" when you get to the end of the game, if you catch our drift.

1 comments:

Tina said...

i love it! great post. dead and alive was ridiculously sexy lol